re: I present the newest member of the Fightin' Texas Aggie class of 2037

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I'm dreading the teenage years. I'll probably be on HGH by then and improve my gun collection. Little shits will scared shitless to disrespect my baby.

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I used to go and meet my god daughter's dates when their dad had to be out of town for work and they hated it because of my size and all my tattoos. They said I scared the shite out of them and I said good that's the whole point of my being here