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re: SEC Storied "Sam"
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:43 pm to scrooster
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:43 pm to scrooster
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The only skin of mine you've gotten under, boy, is my foreskin .... with your flicking little tongue.
You stalked me for months kid - I'm just finally showing you the attention you've been openly begging me for. How do you like it so far?
Ignoring you didn't:work. Now I'm going to dedicate some of my ample free retirement time to you since it's been too hot to do much outside, the fish are not biting, I don't drink until after 6PM on weekdays. No doctor appts for the rest of the month. So I've got a little time to devote to you finally ... to be the Daddy figure you obviously never had - who was obviously never around to beat some sense into your little punk arse. Heck Patton ... I'm here for you now - I'll do the best I can Son. You finally have my full attention. It's what you always wanted.
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