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Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:28 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:28 pm to Jefferson Dawg
"A Waterboy Can Survive":
The weatherman says it's pushin 99
And the Powerade buckets they're a goin dry
Richt's lookin pekid Chubbs lyin on the ground
If we don't get hydrated this ship's goin down
I work back behind the bench, ya see
The hose and the water Richt's woman and me
I've cups on the table and a shite ton of ice
And a water boy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
I can stir a batch all day long
While the team goes swimming from dusk ’til dawn
Then we head back from Ramsey but we still aren't through
Ain’t no job too small to do
‘Cause we mix up the goods with some homemade ice
And a waterboy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
Because you can’t dry us out
Even during summer runs
‘Cause we’re them ole boys used to workin’ in the sun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that, Richt sure gives a damn
We work in the sun and don’t ever yield
Even if we get an indoor practice field
We’ll mix you up a drink if you get on in line
And a waterboy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 2:29 pm
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Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:44 pm to TMDawg
"On the One Again"
On the one again
I just can’t wait to get on the one again
The life I love is throwing ’til the end
And I can’t wait to get on the one again
On the one again
Runnin’ plays that’ll never win
Knowin' Gurley would just plow right in
But we just can’t run it on the one again
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:57 pm to TMDawg
I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 1:58 pm
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