re: Arkansas has enemy seeing red.

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"Can you hear it? Is that a siren? I thought tornado season had come and past?...." "You don't hear it? Listen close, it's getting louder..." wwwwoooooOOOOÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕ "My brother it's the call! It's the call foretold! The call to be sounded at Reynolds Coliseum when the Giant will ride in on a wounded hog and will slay those before him! It is said he leaves enemies scoreless and that his wench is the most beautiful on all the lands!" "The generals by his side are also giants among men. They reside in the trenches where the blood flows like a river and the dominance of others is their sole sustenance!" "Can men like that really exist?" "Aye! I have seen them! Say nay not! Late last year I caught but a glimpse as they came out to feed! The grotesqueness and unrelenting was like nothing I have ever seen!" "Should we then fear???" "Do not fear! He is a savior! He feasts only on elephants and all other manner of fierce beast that would challenge HIS ferociousness and dominance. Do not fear for at his side we will reign and the Prophet Long shall show us the way to the college football playoff!" "Sit tight now. Let the summer heat boil away your sadness. Lost battles and our oppression are soon no more! The Red King rides!!!"

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Despite the alter controversy which I don't understand anyway,

I'm going to have to give you an "A" for effort on this one.