How losing to Arkansas will destroy your teams bowl aspirations or program!

It seems that losing to Arkansas is bad for your program.

Arkansas Victories!
Texas Tech: no bowl
Nicholls State: no bowl, no wins
Northern Illinois: blowout bowl loss
UAB: no more program
LSU: embarrassed by ND and lose Chavis
Ole Miss: embarrassed by TCU
Texas: embarrassed in bowl on verge of program implosion

Arkansas Loss:
Texas AM: wins bowl makes conference proud
Georgia: wins bowl embarrassed former Arkansas coach in the process
Mississippi State: ???
Alabama:?????
Missouri:???
Auburn:???

I am predicting victories for Mississippi State, Alabama, Missouri, and Auburn. Congrats bowl winners. We are glad we gave you the confidence you need to be successful.