re: What would our conference be without Les Miles?

The sec west has an awesome assortment at the head coach position.

Les is the rain man of coaching
Saban is brilliant yet narcissistic and possibly a sociopath
Bert is fat
Gus is an offensive mastermind
Freeze is a girls roler derby coach or whatever
Mullen the hunchback is the best to coach at state ever
Sumlin is the token black guy, with that big charming black guy smile.