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Posted on 10/7/14 at 3:34 pm to WDE_315
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BOB was the GOAT caller.
Dude made me laugh. I remember this one time BOB took on Phyllis. Instant classic.
Phyllis: YOU CAN QUIT CALLING ME A SKANK!!
BOB: Okay, Phyllis, I ain't gonna call you a skank no more. Phyllis. Would you like to come to a ceremony that me and my buddies are having tonight?
Phyllis: Oh my god...
BOB: Me and my buddies, we do it every year. We drive out to Legion Field, have a few cold ones, get to circling that Bear Bryant statue -
Phyllis: YOU BETTER NOT SAY IT!! YOU BETTER NOT SAY IT!!
BOB: And we start singing: *sings* "WE'RE TINKLIN' ON THE BEAR, WE'RE TINKLIN' ON THE BEAR, BAMA'S GOT NO PRAYER, CUZ WE'RE TINKLIN' ON THE BEAR!!!"
Good times.
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