re: Fitty Shades Of Grey

This whole thread is a spoiler.

Ruined it for me.

RA'd.

Brought back some memories of some gals I've banged though.

There was thus one, I'll call her Gilly for short. Looked like that British gal, Fionna something, in Staying Alive. Looked just exactly like her.

Gilly had a squirty va jay jay. Big nipples too ... like pencil erasers. Rub'em a little and she would turn to mush.

Here's a fact.

God played a trick on all of us.

Men peak between 16-26ish.

Women don't peak until they are in their 30s.

Then they read books like Fifty Shades of Gray ... while men start watching porn.

It's all fricked up.

Then comes menopause.

Life's a bitch.