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Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:59 am to
Posted by DanMullins4Life
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:59 am to
Fun and TRUE Facts about Dak Prescott

Imagine, if you can, the excitement that was caused by the birth of Dak Prescott!

It took five giant storks, working overtime, to deliver him to his parents.

He cut his teeth on a peavy pole and grew so fast the after one week he had to wear his father's clothes.

Dak's clothing was so large they had to use wagon wheels for buttons. They used a lumber wagon drawn by a team of oxen as a baby carriage. When he outgrew this his parents put him on a raft off the coast of Maine.
It is said that rocking in his sleep he caused huge waves which sunk many ships.

He would eat forty bowls of porridge just to whet his appetite.

His lungs were so strong that he could empty a whole pond of frogs with one "holler".

They used a lumber wagon drawn by a team of oxen as a baby carriage.

When he outgrew this his parents put him on a raft off the coast of Maine.

It is said that rocking in his sleep he caused huge waves which sunk many ships.

He would eat forty bowls of porridge just to whet his appetite.

As a child, Dak Prescott played with an axe and crosscut saw like other children played with toys. On his first birthday his father gave him a pet blue bulldog named Chris Jones.

Chris Jones grew to be seven axehandles and a plug of tobacco wide between the eyes and as a snack would eat thirty bales of hay...wire and all.

Dak Prescott and Chris Jones were so large, the tracks they made galivanting around Minnesota filled up and made the 10,000 lakes.

Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:07 pm to
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