re: Let's share really scary ghost stories.

I had a most peculiar affair the other day. Whilst sitting in my home, I detected an unfamiliar, pleasant aroma. With my nostrils filled with such a sweet fragrance, it was necessary that I find the source. I first investigated the kitchen, which was the closest room adjacent to the one I contemporaneously inhabited. The smell did not ebb, it only became more powerful but I wondered if it may have been coming, of all places, from the bathroom. I sought out this source as if it were patient zero of an epidemic, opening drawers, checking inside the shower to see if a new product was purchased and placed within. Still, the redolent agent was indiscernible, its strength driving me to the point of madness. In my chambers, it began to dawn on me, that the ingredients were possibly derived from a balm. I opened my collar and took a deep breath and discovered that...I was the source of this wonderful smell.