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re: Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:18 pm to PepaSpray
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:18 pm to PepaSpray
A guy walks into a bar in Ireland and sits next to an old timer who is drinking his whiskey and hanging his head. Guy orders whiskey and the old timer begins to talk.
"laddie you see this bar we're drinkin on. I built this bar from me own hands. I felled the tree, hand planned the wood, sanded and varnished it and look at it! It's perfect. You think they would call me McGregor the barbuilder, but no."
"That stone wall that runs down the entire main street. I built that with me own hands. Took my 5 years of dragging the stones out of the field, carrying them to the street, and placing them in the wall. You think they would call me McGregor the wall builder but no!'
He pauses and takes a long sip of whiskey.
"aye but laddy,"
"you frick one goat."
"laddie you see this bar we're drinkin on. I built this bar from me own hands. I felled the tree, hand planned the wood, sanded and varnished it and look at it! It's perfect. You think they would call me McGregor the barbuilder, but no."
"That stone wall that runs down the entire main street. I built that with me own hands. Took my 5 years of dragging the stones out of the field, carrying them to the street, and placing them in the wall. You think they would call me McGregor the wall builder but no!'
He pauses and takes a long sip of whiskey.
"aye but laddy,"
"you frick one goat."
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:19 am
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