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re: Fine-bomb loves him some Bert.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:44 pm to beaver
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:44 pm to beaver
Bert's so fat.... one time this kid looked at him and said "You're fat." Bert replied... " Yes young man, my Body Mass Index is certainly not ideal. It's a byproduct of the fact that my daily calorie intake far exceeds my daily calorie burn."
That one makes me roll on the floor everytime!!
That one makes me roll on the floor everytime!!
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:54 pm to Three-n-Snout
He's so fat that he eats a lot because his stomach is stretched out from previously eating a lot and becoming fat. It's a vicious cycle and his family is concerned about his well-being.
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