re: Talladega and the Derby are this weekend

The Derby is pretty fun, but I got pretty plastered and barely even remember the running of it. Not that I could even see it from the infield anyway. I have a picture somewhere that my buddy took of me having an in-depth conversation with a lady in her bra and panties. No idea why she was walking around in bra and panties, nor do I remember the conversation.

I think if I go again I'll get tickets for the grandstands.