re: VOLS AD Dave Hart says 9 game schedule coming soon, guarantees perm. opponents

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I understand it's hard for you, as a Bama fan, to wrap your head around someone wanting competition for their team.

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AWWW shite SON. THAT BOY IS GONNA NEED SOME CHILLY WET WATER FOR THE SICK BURN YOU PUT ON HIM. RUB SOME BUTTER ON IT, FELLA, OR BREAK ONE OF THOSE LEAVES OFF THE ALOE PLANT ON YOUR GAM-GAM'S FRONT STOOP AND SLIDE THAT JUICE ALLLLLL OVER WHERE IT STINGS AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, GO AHEAD AND WRAP IT LOOSELY IN SOME GAUZE AND KEEP IT ELEVATED BUT ALSO KEEP AN EYE ON IT AND IF IT STARTS TO LOOK BUBBLY AND shite, THEN GO TO A DOCTOR, AND IF IT'S AFTER HOURS OR THE DOCTOR CAN'T GET YOU IN, GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, BECAUSE YOU COULD GET A NASTY INFECTION AND IN THE FUTURE BE MORE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE MESSING WITH HOT FIRE IN THE FORM OF ABSOLUTE692 BECAUSE HE'LL BURN YA. OH YES, HE WILL BURN YA.