re: If you won a $500,000,000 lottery, what would you do for your school?

I would set up a scheme to pay A&M players/recruits and otherwise raid, pillage, plunder, and pilfer my weasley maroon guts out.

I would officially service/trademark the phrasesfrick LSU®, Control Tide®, War Damn Buzard®, and tFlagShit® .

Then, I would hire a group of lawyers or other unsavory types to run a full-time SEC West/t-sip harassment campaign to destroy any and all competition. (wait. hasn't this already been done?)