Pretty sure once penetrated by the D they are no longer full blown lesbo.

Fayetteville has a pretty big lesbo community. I've somehow managed to be cool with them and I'm sly enough to quickly discern who the brood mothers are and I buddy up with them and they've never cock blocked me or got in the way when I've tried to hook up with the hottie bi chicks.

There is a pretty funny story that gets told about me fighting a lesbo chick. I usually don't share it because I don't come out looking too good but it is hilarious.

and I'll share it with you guys for entertainment. This is long, you've been warned.

I worked in a club that was the after hours spot, we'd clean up then all the bar workers from other places and strippers would stop in at our club and we'd drink til daylight or sometimes noon. Sunday nights was the drag show night in Fville, I had this gig on a CDC grant where I'd go talk to kids about HIV/STD prevention and we'd do free HIV tests, and give out condoms and lube etc, etc. I made it fun and sometimes roll into a club in a Santa costume and toss out condoms, literature, lube, and set up testing for people. I was "Rubber Claus" and being a straight guy that championed gay rights and equality for everyone the bi-sexual girls and sorority chicks with gay friends saw me as a unicorn of sorts.

Sooooooo, drinking scotch hard and heavy, we head to the drag show (I always pulled a straight chick at the drag show, it was like fish in a barrel, we straights had to protect each other) hahaha I happen to run into a smoking hot Vietnamese lesbo named Bobbie from Ft. Smith that I knew from my Laotian ex who had a gay brother. There also happened to be a white bi-chick named Bobbie that was hot as hell too that was there. So I dialed in on those two and went to work putting the Bobbie-me-Bobbie 3way in motion.

I danced and made out with those 2 for hours, there was no doubt this Bobbie squared thing was happening. It was getting close to closing time and this chick that white Bobbie had broken up with a couple months back finally had enough of getting blown off all night, so she stepped in the middle as we were gathering our things and preparing to head out. She had to start some shite. I tried to avoid her and played like I had no clue who she was and tried to glad hand her and give her a hug while pushing the girls further toward the door. This pissed off chick had none of that, she pushed me in the back when I turned to walk off from her, and when I turned around she threw a drink on me and tried to hit me. I dodged her slap/punch and grabbed her up by her hair with 2 fistfulls and like an olympic discus thrower I spun twice and ragdolled her arse across two tables by her hair sending her sliding into the dance floor knocking a group of people over and thus causing the only bar brawl I've ever seen in a gay bar.

White Bobbie walked back in at the moment I was spinning that bitch around by her hair and sent her flying, so of course she was pissed and she ran over to that girl who was mad and started fighting white Bobbie and the people on the dance floor started throwing down, subs were running around crying, and I was trying to get the heck out of there with Asian Bobbie and at least salvage part of the night. In the panic of getting out of there before it got really bad I drove drunk and crashed my truck in a horrible fog when I got ran off the road by another car and tried to casually merge back onto the road from the ditch and I hit a frickin' drainage culvert and destroyed an axle.

The only good thing from that night was I finally hooked up with Asian Bobbie a couple weeks later and a fun fling with her for a couple months, but I never saw white Bobbie ever again nor did I ever back to that club before it shut down for good.