Here is your EXACT outcome for the Iron Bowl

Bama fans try to convince themselves that they aren't worried about the game.

Whiskey is consumed.

Auburn takes early lead with crazy intensity and JHS as loud as it's ever been.

Bama's first field goal results in a ball being tossed out of the stadium.

Fan/Hero is ejected for throwing the ball out, gets standing ovation from his fellow comrades as he is escourted out of the student section.

Whiskey is consumed.

Game is close at half with AU probably up a TD or FG.

Halftime includes mediocre band performances,and concession stand refills of coke are purchased to allow more whisky consumption.

Momentum shifts.

Alabama tries un-characteristic trick play, just because.

Bama fans in their seats use their many years of coaching experience to explain to the person next to them what's wrong with the play-calling.

Auburn gets a burst of momentum from a big sack or interception. This calls for whisky.

Alabama outlasts AU, win by a touchdown after a failed onside kick from Auburn.

Auburn student section stays for an hour singing alma mater while Bama fans celebrate (with whisky)

Alabama fans claim they were never worried about the game (psssst, they're lying)