re: Unbiased Daily™: Why USC is a better job than A&M

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Dumbest thing I've read on this thread. Congrats.

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Republicans in Political Office:
US Senate:

John Cornyn – Trinity University
Ted Cruz – Princeton

US House of Reps.

Louie Gohmert – A&M
Ted Poe -- Houston
Sam Johnson – SMU
Ralph Hall – SMU
Jeb Hensarling – A&M
Joe Barton – A&M
John Culberson – SMU
Kevin Brady – South Dakota
Michael McCaul – Trinity University
Mike Conaway – A&M Commerce
Kay Granger – Texas Wesleyan
Mac Thornberry – Tech
Randy Weber – Houston Clear Lake
Bill Flores – A&M
Randy Neugebauer – Tech
Lamar S. Smith – SMU
Pete Olson – Rice
Kenny Marchant – Southern Nazarene University
Roger Williams – TCU
Michael C. Burgess – North Texas
Blake Farenthold – Longhorns
John Carter – Tech
Pete Sessions – Southwestern
Steve Stockman – Houston Clear Lake

Statewide

Gov.: Rick Perry – A&M
Lieutenant Gov. (most powerful office in Texas): David Dewhurst – Arizona
Attorney General: Greg Abbot – Longhorns
Comptroller: Susan Combs – Vassar College
State Land Commissioner: Jerry Patterson – A&M
State Agriculture Commissioner: Todd Staples – A&M
Railroad Commission Chairman: Barry Smitherman – A&M
Railroad Commissioner: David Porter – Harding University
Railroad Commissioner: Christi Craddick – Longhorn




Democrats:
US House:

Al Green – Florida A&M
Rubén Hinojosa – A&M Kingsville
Beto O'Rourke – Columbia
Sheila Jackson Lee – Yale University (She's frickin' retarded, no way she went to any school, much less frickin' Yale)
Joaquín Castro – Stanford
Pete Gallego – None
Henry Cuellar – Georgetown
Gene Green – Houston
Eddie Bernice Johnson – Saint Mary's College, Indiana (See Sheila Jackson Lee)
Marc Veasey – Texas Wesleyan
Filemon Vela, Jr. – Georgetown
Lloyd Doggett – Longhorn

Statewide:

None


You're probably right. No matter what the frick happens, the fricking longhorns are not going to be in control of shite!!!