re: Watch the Aggie tadpole mature into an adult clown fish.

I can certainly understand why A&M wouldn't be one's thing, whether you don't like Texas, don't care for the campus, don't care for the traditions (although you can ignore them), etc. etc.

But the one thing you listed...

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But I'm an alcoholic sex addict, and I am perfectly happy where I am. I would be miserable at A&M.

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This makes no sense. You just described almost every one of my friends at A&M (guy and girl).

I went to college for a good degree, booze, pussy and decent sports, much like most of you. Like I said, I can understand why a school doesn't fit your needs, but based off your framework, it doesn't jive. 58,000 people attend A&M and there is a greater variety of nightlife for all kinds than Oxford (I like Oxford, we just have a shite ton more bars), and plenty of warm, wet holes to stick your dick in at any time.