re: "To Do" List for Ole Miss Black Rebels Bears

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1. Grow your stadium. It's too small for the SEC. If you need money, ask Vandy or Texas A&M for a loan. If you want to grow iit organically, ask State.

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money isn't an issue. You Aggies and your money complex...

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2. Learn to tailgate. Not "tent gate," but tailgate. Your grove has no grills, no smoking, no keg stands, and pussed-out people afraid to show a bottle or beer bong. Chandeliers and finger foods are for effeminate cotton traders. Grow up and drop your testes and tailgate like your wife leant you a pair for the weekend.

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Never heard this trailer-park-esque criticism, ever (plenty of the shite in the other tailgate areas FWIW)

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3. Live bands. P.A. Systems. Propane and propane products. Look into them. LSU owns you here and owns the real SEC game day party / tailgating crown, but you already knew this.

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I don't like listening to some random DJ Douchebag with a mic and PA system when I'm trying to drink bourbon and discuss my golf handicap

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4. All this being said, quit founding your identity on the Grove and start building it on lining up with a fullback when you need a yard to ice the game, because Bo Wallace from the shotgun is never going to get it done. A&M jammed it down Arkansas throat last week in the 2nd half when it needed to and Freeze will always be 2nd tier in the SEC West until he learns the same.

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100% concur broseph :fistbump:

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5. Johnny frickin' Football. He's locking the Vaught again this year, in front of your prized recruits on a big weekend, so just sit back and enjoy the show. He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.

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I actually plan on enjoying it, I embrace greatness in all shapes and forms, even if he plays for Texas' bitch.