re: Landmassers, let's be honest.

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You should do what I do. Some days, on Fridays, I like to grab a jar of peanut butter and an apple and I like to cover that apple with peanut butter but I don't eat it, I put it in the refrigerator for the night. It has to be cold, not cool. If it's cold, I take it out and I scrape off as much of the peanut butter as I can(you can't scrape it all off because that would be impossible, so don't even try or I will wreck you). It should Saturday by this point and you should have a freshly polished apple without much peanut butter on it, you can put the peanut butter back on it(new peanut butter, not the old peanut butter that you just scraped off of it) if you're not satisfied at this point but if you are, you can cut the apple into slices. You should impale each slice to make a small enough hole to fit a small string or fishing line, a hole puncher is not effective for punching holes in an apple slice. You may see where I am going with this at this point, so you will insert a small string or fishing line through the apple and tie a knot to secure the apple slice to the string and once the apple slice is secure, you can tire this new freshening ornament anywhere in your domain, bathrooms, your car, your cabinets, everywhere will smell like a picnic.

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