re: Caller named "Phyllis" on Finebaum

Mildred was awesome.

Everyone of her calls would go down like this.

Mildred: pppaaaaawwwlllll
Paul: Yes Mildred
Mildred: Im real upset ppaaawl
Paul: Whats wrong Mildred
Mildred: I cant hold back the memories from coming back down memory lane paawwwl.
Paul: What happened Mildred.
Mildred: Well I was just out last night eatin some bbq, and all of sudden, it fell in my lap. Got all greasy, sloppy, juicy and it was just a mess down there ppaaawwwl.
Paul: And????
Mildred: Well ppaaaawwwl it just reminded me of that time me and the Bear had that menage twer
Vickers: (bust out laughing)
Paul: Mildred stahp just stahp
Vickers: (still laughing) she had a 3some with coach bryant
Mildred: that couldnt nobody do it better then coach Bryant, although.....
Paul:although what?
Mildred: well Coach Shug was givin him a run for his money that night
Vickers (bust out laughing more hysterical then the first time)
Paul: Mildred!! we cant allow you to disgrace the names of these coaches on the air.
Mildred: well im gonna hang up any way pawwl, I gotta head on down to Auburn and grab Tubberville by them ears pawwl.
Paul: im so sorry the listeners had to hear all that
Vickers:(laughing hard as hell)