Started By
Message
Missing Dawg haz been found
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:21 pm
***Attention***
We have found a lost Dawg, he responds to the name Jefferson. He's been wondering around our board aimlessly for several weeks now.
He's been living on a diet of beer-can chicken and Salt Water. He thinks that starving or going hungry is a game.
We've laid out traps for him, but he's avoided them up to this point.
We might be using the wrong bait though, we'll try one of these in the trap next, along with a copy of On The Road.
If this is your missing Dawg, please contact a representative of Gamecock Nation, we'd love to see this dawg returned to a good home. His jimmies seem to be rustled, so the sooner the better.
We have found a lost Dawg, he responds to the name Jefferson. He's been wondering around our board aimlessly for several weeks now.
He's been living on a diet of beer-can chicken and Salt Water. He thinks that starving or going hungry is a game.
We've laid out traps for him, but he's avoided them up to this point.
We might be using the wrong bait though, we'll try one of these in the trap next, along with a copy of On The Road.
If this is your missing Dawg, please contact a representative of Gamecock Nation, we'd love to see this dawg returned to a good home. His jimmies seem to be rustled, so the sooner the better.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 9:23 pm
5
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:27 pm to CockInYourEar
ain't no one claiming that crazy mofo, good riddance 
wonderful way to initiate this thread though, mad props 
wonderful way to initiate this thread though, mad props 
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:30 pm to CockInYourEar
He isn't missing, we took him.across the border and threw him out the truck window at a speed limit sign. His head clipped the sign, but unfortunately it wasn't a clean hit.
If he stumbles back home we will be sure to have better aim next time.
We thank you for picking up our trash.
If he stumbles back home we will be sure to have better aim next time.
We thank you for picking up our trash.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:42 pm to CockInYourEar
Milledgeville is ground zero for Hip Necks. Ground fricking Zero. We generally don't tolerate them in Athens.
Middle Georgia College for whatever shite school is down in Milledgeville, that's where the hipnecks are. I never would have even 'gotten' this meme if I hadn't been down to Milledgeville last month.
Middle Georgia College for whatever shite school is down in Milledgeville, that's where the hipnecks are. I never would have even 'gotten' this meme if I hadn't been down to Milledgeville last month.
Posted on 7/18/13 at 6:16 am to CockInYourEar
Posted on 7/19/13 at 2:47 pm to CockInYourEar
Well, I think I gave y'all enough time to come get that loose dawg off our lawn, but we had to put him down. He's gone from the SC Board and will most likely end up as the Official Help Board Troll.
Page 1 of 1
Latest Georgia News
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News