re: You might be a dumpster fire if...

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-- Your HC wears god aweful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)

-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)

-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)

-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)

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