re: Why hasn't Dial been suspended yet?

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Why? Because a scarlett letter A means something different nowadays than in A Tale of Two Cities....
it means you are given a free pass to do whatever the fricking hell you want....

Fornicate those MulliGumpNeckTeabagTreeKillingAutoParksClerk
OverallsWearingSkoalSpitting'69EconolineDriving
DoubleWideRentingTideBoxwearingCharminWearingBait
ShopCardPlaying things from the Planet Hooterville......


Edit: People from Alabammy have now added another word to their ever-increasing volume of English spoken in their wasteland:

"butthurt" I think it might be required that every citizen of the state must utter it from their Skoal/Lucky Strike-encrusted lips or get a 'Liberry' Attendant to type it for them in the Opelika 'Liberry' Free Internet section.

Previously, the only other entries in the Alashammy Dictionary were:
"Whatcha got cole in that thaaar cooler, Earl?"
and the ever popular....."rowwww taaaaaaahd"

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