Amazingly, Maria, is the only name I remember from said evening. Anyway, as the night wore on, and more tequila was poured down our throats we decided that it was time to head back to the border, of course we had no car, so the two girls and Maria offer to give us a ride to the walk bridge so we can get back to SD. We're in.

Commence sexy back seat time...I suddenly find myself in the back of an SUV riding through the streets of Tijuana with a suddenly naked girl, quickly throwing down the seat, and literally trying to rip my clothes off. Yahtzee, but, pump the brakes, wtf? I sense something is amiss. I look up and see Maria, still in the back seat sitting on the remaining seat, lets just say he's enjoying the show. I remark, something similar to WTF IS THIS DUDE, OR MARIA OR WHATEVER HE IS DOING?

Some heated words are exchanged between Maria and the girl I'm with, and by now we are in a parking garage somewhere in TJ., and my buddy is busy with my girls sister. Maria yells something in Spanish and gets out of the SUV, by this time I'm fully aware that this a fricked up situation, and I suddenly realize why we were all told not to go to TJ. SoCal ain't down with butt rape, and my mood has quickly changed. By this time the girl I'm with is completely naked, and I have my shirt off. Does not matter to me, what should be go time has now become a scared a shriveled shell of "himself".

It's at that moment I look towards the front of the SUV and see sister and buddy getting real close with each other and Maria leaning into the drivers side window for a closer look. I decide this isn't happening and start yelling all sorts of shite to my buddy who looks over at Maria leaning in the window and promptly hits him/her square in the nose...

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Posted by Bogie00

Tiger in Kansas

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 10/25/12 at 1:09 am to SoCalMIZ

My story won't hold a candle to yours in T & A world, but it may surprise you.

I have been married to my HS honey for 43 years. We both went off to college at Mizzou, but a year apart. By the time we were both on campus, one of us was beyond ripe in desire for the "full Monty." I think you know which one. Not wanting to pressure or disrespect the love of his life, he breaks it off with her. Yea, that didn't hurt...To make matters much worse, her father dies, two weeks later. Juliet did not even tell Romeo of her misery. But Romeo learns through the grapevine.

Romeo lives in Stark House and Juliet is in Jones Hall, making it difficult to not run into each. They could even look out their respective windows and see one another. What had once been the ideal plan, was now maddening, not to mention friends of both keeping tabs and reporting.

Romeo rushes to Juliet, begging her forgiveness and asking for her return. Juliet is wounded and too prideful to accept what she perceives as a pity make-up. They part, knowing that first love will always be a special memory.

The ill-fated lovers go on about their life on campus. Romeo finds several girls that will do the " full Monty." Juliet dates several nice guys, including Tom Moore, who the reader will know as Tom Berenger, of movie fame. She still compares everyone to Romeo, and it tickles him to this day, that in her eyes, he was preferred to Tom Berenger. (Juliet may or may not be having second thoughts.) Juliet starts dating a hulk who is a redshirt on the football team. He is older and a Vet, having served in Vietnam. He has a hot new gold Camero and dotes on Juliet.

Romeo is not liking what he sees. It particularly irks him when he sees Juliet driving that Camero! Romeo had sold his VW bug before gong off to college to help pay for his tuition. Interestingly, although his parents were of comfortable means, their sole monetary contribution to his 4 years in college, was $200. Romeo had character and high work ethics, holding jobs all through HS and college.

Lots more happens but, you already know how it ultimately ends. So I will just leave you with the kicker.....