Week 3 Meltdown Time

SIAP, but this is too good not to share.


Week 3 Meltdown


Here's a couple of gems.

Tennessee

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I've decided that when I die, I'd like the UT football team to lower me into the ground...that way they can let me down, one last time.

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oh GOD we still have to play 'Bama this year!

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Lol maybe we should switch to the ACC?

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Arkansas

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Someone wake me when Saban puts their cheerleaders in. I wanna see a skirted hotty stiff arm our LB's.

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I'm just slamming jack off the bottle now. god damn...we are ruined.

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THIS IS YOUR FAULT BIBLE THUMPERS. YOUR frickING FAULT. SHUT THE WHOLE PROGRAM DOWN. JUST SHUT IT DOWN.

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USC Trojans

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This team would quit against an SEC defense. 39 rushing yards. Barkley would not survive.

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This team is not good enough or deep enough to get to the NC. And if we did, we would get shite-stomped by either Alabama or LSU.

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Auburn/ULM

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Sorry, my kool aid got knocked out of my hand in the stampede of other teams and fans running over us.

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We are young. Sun was in our eyes. Dog ate our homework. We thought gametime was 11:21 p.m. New coordinators. That's about it I guess.

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Why do I still feel like we just lost?

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