re: overheard at gym in nashville

Sweaty, rotund orange tank top fella #1: "Man, this new blood for the Vols is really doing wonders for me in the boudoir. My wife calls my downstairs mancanyons 'the coaching staff,' and it's great."

Portly, dewy T-t-shirt fella #2: "I get it: staff."

Fella #1: "No, part of me is tall and shiny and chipper like Lane. My scrotum is Monte. My a-hole is Orgeron."

Fella #2: "I mailed my nipple to Peyton."