The controversy about the barn getting into march madness can be summed up as…

Rule 1. Auburn sucks big dong
Rule 2. Refer to rule 1

I’m laughing so hard while typing this, my doublewide may tip over…the football team was so bad they were about the 5th choice for the bham bowl and turned it down….

Then, guffaw, the cheating coach all of them would have a baby with,(bp, not the long list of other ones) shoves it up their poopshoot and resigns suddenly, making sure his son, who has never won jack, gets a 5 year contract. Nepo mini then rewards that with a spectacularly dazzling season earning every bit of the 12th seed in the sec tourney…..not in the ncaa tourney…the sec tourney……with daddy’s roster…my asst. Mgr at cvs is banging on the door, she hates when people laugh in here..,

Now they’re gonna turn down an NIT invite.
And wash, rinse, repeat with their coach. Admin is saying , yah, we like this, let’s run it back..we wouldn’t want to upset brucie…

In a thousand years when they look back at auburn athletics, they will say…meep, meep, meep…auburn, that’s um, not my kind of school.