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The booty's two feet from your head...
Posted on 12/12/24 at 5:19 am
Posted on 12/12/24 at 5:19 am
Should you: A, take the time to find a condom
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em
C, tell her that you want her love
Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above
So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
In this situation, what do you do (what?)
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer
C, you take it out and put it in her butt
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (dissin')
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries
Then I go through all the fly positions
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
And before anybody gets a chance to speak
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em
C, tell her that you want her love
Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above
So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
In this situation, what do you do (what?)
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer
C, you take it out and put it in her butt
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (dissin')
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries
Then I go through all the fly positions
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
And before anybody gets a chance to speak
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
Posted on 12/12/24 at 8:04 am to TigerLunatik
Why are you the way you are?
Posted on 12/12/24 at 8:22 am to teamjackson
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Why are you the way you are?
Posted on 12/12/24 at 1:35 pm to TigerLunatik
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That boy's got talent!
Posted on 12/12/24 at 1:53 pm to paperwasp

I feel a bunch of eddie murphy raw gifs coming. Dexter St. Jock was the first thing that came to mind.
Posted on 12/12/24 at 2:17 pm to TigerLunatik
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eddie murphy raw
Came out almost 40 years ago, and there is a surprising amount of it I think I could probably quote.
Raw and Delirious were maybe some of the best works people have probably never heard of, because Eddie Murphy decided to play it straight and hide the fact that he used to be "blue."
I'm sure at the time, a lot of parents didn't know that Sherman Klump used to joke about fricking people up the arse.

Posted on 12/12/24 at 2:46 pm to TigerLunatik
Wow an edgy redditor background
Posted on 12/12/24 at 3:57 pm to TigerLunatik
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And then we kill those people.
This post was edited on 12/12/24 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 12/12/24 at 4:09 pm to The_Truth14
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The_Truth14
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Posted on 4/11/25 at 6:30 am to TigerLunatik
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you take it out and put it in her butt

Posted on 4/11/25 at 8:26 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
The booty's two feet from your head...

Posted on 4/11/25 at 11:58 am to paperwasp
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The booty's two feet from your head...

Posted on 4/11/25 at 1:30 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 4/11/25 at 2:20 pm to paperwasp
Pretty sure I just fell in love with that woman.
Also, I couldn't let the moment pass without posting this ..

Also, I couldn't let the moment pass without posting this ..

This post was edited on 4/11/25 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 4/11/25 at 2:59 pm to TigerLunatik
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Pretty sure I just fell in love with that woman

Posted on 4/11/25 at 3:03 pm to paperwasp
Some kid lost his birthday balloons under that ladies shirt.
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