The booty's two feet from your head...

Should you: A, take the time to find a condom
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em
C, tell her that you want her love
Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above
So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room

The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
In this situation, what do you do (what?)
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer
C, you take it out and put it in her butt
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (dissin')
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries
Then I go through all the fly positions
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
And before anybody gets a chance to speak
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'