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re: Russia full of beatiful peoples and beautiful places, no one fat like USA!
Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:48 pm to davyjones
Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:48 pm to davyjones
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Some of the most dangerous prostitutes on earth, believe you me. You better hope you have enough money on you to steal and satisfy them, or it’s night night and they make up the difference with organs. Not the kind they play in church. We’re talking kidneys, hearts, testicles, brains, etc. Don’t make the mistake I did.
So what organs of yours are now in some ranking member of the CCP?
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Posted on 5/10/24 at 7:09 pm to Speckhunter2012
Well if you can believe it they actually give you the courtesy of preliminary testing just to make sure they’re not wasting their time. Turns out my lifetime of hard partying and let’s just say not being kind to my body - that saved my arse, literally. Because they harvest asses too.
My friend on the other hand, all those years of him thinking he was real cute with the exercising and calisthenics…..I guess he was high quality because they got every bit of him. Skin, bones, hair, and everything in between. Too bad he wasn’t able to run real fast away from them. Lot of good the “jogging” did him.
Btw I did get laid by the prostitute, so all in all it was a W for me.
My friend on the other hand, all those years of him thinking he was real cute with the exercising and calisthenics…..I guess he was high quality because they got every bit of him. Skin, bones, hair, and everything in between. Too bad he wasn’t able to run real fast away from them. Lot of good the “jogging” did him.
Btw I did get laid by the prostitute, so all in all it was a W for me.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 7:11 pm
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