I hope Florida, the team, isnt as weak as their fans

I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.

Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.

Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.