Don't steal, Larry.

Here's the official objective breakdown.

Pass Offense:

Ole Miss
Bo "I don't know who's on my team" Wallace is the starting QB for Ole Miss with wide receivers such as Treadwell, Moncrief, Sanders returning, and Evan Holder.

Texas
Texas is starting backup Case McCoy(Colt McCoy's younger sister).

Advantage: Texas

Rush Offense:

Ole Miss
Has 5'6" 114lb sideline murderer Jeff Scott, I'Tavius Mathers(hurt ankle) who is also around 5'6" 120lbs, and Barry Brunette who still holds ill-will towards Bo for losing his quarterback position(team drama)

Texas
Probably some bigger running backs, I don't really know. I bet their ankles are fine and healthy as well.

Advantage: Texas

Pass Defense:

Ole Miss
Charles Sawyer was arrested for shooting a cop in downtown Memphis and will have to sit out the game, he is Ole Miss's leading corner back. Ole Miss literally has no secondary, it simply doesn't exist. It's pretty much only defensive line, then a couple of linebackers, then wide open field.

Texas
I don't know, assuming they have at least one person out there in the outfield then it's....

Advantage: Texas

Rush Defense:

Ole Miss

With big men like Channing Ward, CJ Jones, and Robert Nickelback up front, it's an absolute wonder how these guys can't seem to tackle anyone.

Texas

If you watched the BYU game, you'd realize why it's...

Advantage: Texas(this one was close though)

Special Teams:

Ole Miss
Andrew Ritter missed two easy field goals against Vanderbilt, therefore his confidence is pretty low right now. Meanwhile, Ole Miss still has kick off return and punt return coverage problems as evidenced against SEMO(I think).

Texas
I really don't know anything about Texas so...

Advantage: Texas

Coaching:

Hugh Freeze vs. Mack Brown, it's the 4th and Freeze vs. the Bobby Brown(idk..). Both coaches make terrible decisions, but only one has won two national championships.

Advantage: Texas

There is no way Texas loses this.