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re: Updyke Arrested in Louisiana

Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:36 pm to
for a minute i thought you was serious....but I knew that had to be a sarcastic post
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84837 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Updyke Arrested in Louisiana


Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 10:07 pm to
If I were one of you i'd lock his arse up with brian downing and throw away the key so he doesn't embarrass your fanbase anymore

Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 10:16 pm to
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Not sure if she is the ROLL or The Tide or whatever her name is. Unreal




I 'd
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 10:49 pm to
May be Allie Bammer
Posted by tungi01
Dallas, Texas
Member since May 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:26 pm to


Posted by Vince
Danziger Bridge
Member since Nov 2009
2223 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 1:08 am to
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Lived there until he was 10. Spent the next 50 years in Texas.


I wasn't aware that there was a Milton, FL High School in Texas.

quote:

Neighbors say Updyke had only been at the lake home for about 6 months. The home owner Howard Wayne Barnes says he went to high school together with Updyke in Milton, Florida.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 1:14 am to

Man of mystery. I think I found his brother.

Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57801 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 1:30 am to
Updyke got arrested again? Let me show you my shocked face.

Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 3:26 am to
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If I were one of you i'd lock his arse up with brian downing and throw away the key so he doesn't embarrass your fanbase anymore

If this thread is anything to go by, he IS our fanbase.

Gumps gonna gump, remember?

I'm just tired of arguing with people about it.
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 3:28 am
Posted by kieper89
Tottenham Hotspur Fan
Member since Dec 2011
353 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 5:10 am to
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It would have been a better story if he would have been returning a used backpack sprayer.


i think i may have awakened people laughing at this
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61607 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 6:22 am to
quote:

It would have been a better story if he would have been returning a used backpack sprayer.


Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61085 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:10 am to
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Updyke ran into trouble again


you dont say.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:16 am to
I heard that he said "This mower has too much Briggs and Stratton in it"

This thread is funny as frick.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:20 am to
Updyke went to high school?
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19276 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:24 am to
And this clown is a former Texas state trooper. Wondering if he & the teabagger will be sent to the same jail?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:30 am to
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they love to see anyone in bama gear in jail..even if they raped 13 adolescents, stole a shitload of merchandise and murdered their grandma.


Well personaly, yes, I would prefer anybody commiting those crimes to go to jail, wouldnt you?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:48 am to
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If I were one of you i'd lock his arse up with brian downing and throw away the key so he doesn't embarrass your fanbase anymore


I'm not embarrassed by either.

Putting on a hat and cheering for the same team that I do doesn't endear you to me. I'm not responsible for their actions therefore I can't be embarrassed by their actions. To pretend to be embarrassed would simply be goofy.
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:49 am to
Apparently it doesn't take much to be a Trooper in Texas. You'd think a psychological profile test would have picked up some irregularities.
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 9:50 am to
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quote:
the fat chick who ate a lizard



Pics and/or link? I need to see that.



No, you don't. She is mentally challenged and taken advantage of by assholes looking for a laugh.
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 9:51 am
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