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re: Updyke Arrested in Louisiana

Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:17 pm to
he didn't have much of a life considering he was a former police officer
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

he temporarily put an end to the dumbest tradition in college football.

And saved more trees in the process,Al Gore applauds his efforts.


Proof the 99% exist. RTR
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:20 pm to
Actually proof that you can't pick up on an obvious joke.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:38 pm to
Updyke's wife is a Chinaman. lulz
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Getting supplies for the upcoming LSU game, eyeballing those live oaks

Difference between LSU and Auburn fans...some psycho mfing LSU fan will straight-up shank his sorry arse if he fricks around campus.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20860 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Lawn mower


Dude really has it out for plants.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25301 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:15 pm to
Updyke????....seems familiar...isn't this the cat that is the face of the program?
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37607 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:24 pm to
Harvey has some anger management issues he needs to deal with.....
Posted by Matheson
Member since Jan 2012
987 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Not if he lives longer than the trees.



Posted by Bootycall
Member since May 2009
1318 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:38 pm to
The manager should have offered a free bottle of Roundup with the deal .
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:42 pm to
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Because I was at BDS?


Ha. Got me on that one. Damn typos.

2011 IB - The year of Harvey's spirit on the Corner
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:43 pm to
Bail Violations

Following an arrest, if you are charged with a non capital crime you are entitled to reasonable bail. If you are released on personal recognizance or you are able to pay the required bail, you will be allowed to stay out of prison pending the resolution of your case. While you are out on bail, you are again required “to keep the peace and be of good behavior”. Similar to a probation violation (above), if you are arrested for a new crime while on bail you will be charged with the separate and distinct crime of violation of bail. Subsequently, your bail will be revoked and you will be kept in prison following the resolution of your original charge, your new charge, and the bail violation.
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

I know. Like I said. He represents every single person associated with the University of Alabama. Every student, graduate/alumni, and fan of all incomes and socioeconomic level. Even the rich sorority girl in the 9AM history class at tin hoor hall. I believe this is a reasonable conclusion. Stereotyping is very easy and very right. If you've met one black person, you've met them all. I also believe every Asian is good at math. I also believe that every person in Louisiana is represented by Bobby Boucher in "Waterboy" b/c all Louisianans live in a shack by the swamp. The movie is a perfect representation of Lousiana, so I have no need to go to Louisiana b/c I already know what it's like. Also, New York is full of gays, homeless people and Law and Order SVU actors b/c that is what it shows on my tv...So I don't need to go there, b/c I already know what's there. There also were no dinosaurs b/c my bible doesn't say there were dinosaurs. My bubble is nice and comfortable, thank you.


You mad your fanbase is redneck scum of the earth
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:46 pm to
He cares a lil too much about what people think.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:20 pm to
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Posted by BradPitt Updyke's wife is a Chinaman. lulz


Not the preferred nomenclature.
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:21 pm to
Updyke talk is about as hackneyed as Cam references. Both are tired and worn out...yet both are real and will continue to pop up periodocally.

As Aubies trash any reference to Cam, they exalt references to Updyke.

Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:26 pm to
I'm so tired of this retard...

I wonder if ITAT has thrown a party yet...they love to see anyone in bama gear in jail..even if they raped 13 adolescents, stole a shitload of merchandise and murdered their grandma.
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
2495 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:29 pm to
This guy was in Hammond LA because he has moved in over here in Albany with his daughter. Not sure if she is the ROLL or The Tide or whatever her name is. Unreal
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45144 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

I know. Like I said. He represents every single person associated with the University of Alabama. Every student, graduate/alumni, and fan of all incomes and socioeconomic level. Even the rich sorority girl in the 9AM history class at tin hoor hall.

I believe this is a reasonable conclusion. Stereotyping is very easy and very right.

If you've met one black person, you've met them all. I also believe every Asian is good at math. I also believe that every person in Louisiana is represented by Bobby Boucher in "Waterboy" b/c all Louisianans live in a shack by the swamp.
The movie is a perfect representation of Lousiana, so I have no need to go to Louisiana b/c I already know what it's like.

Also, New York is full of gays, homeless people and Law and Order SVU actors b/c that is what it shows on my tv...So I don't need to go there, b/c I already know what's there.

There also were no dinosaurs b/c my bible doesn't say there were dinosaurs.

My bubble is nice and comfortable, thank you.


too redneck, didn't read. And you're mad
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