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re: Updyke Arrested in Louisiana

Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:25 pm to
I would ask you all to hold off judgement until all the facts are presented. Mr. Updyke is confident that this situation is overblown and is looking forward to clearing his name.
Posted by Reff
Member since Sep 2012
103 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:25 pm to
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"You just don't know what these people will do and we don't take any chances," Giannobile said.


Talking about UA fans?
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4774 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:26 pm to
Wtf is he doin in Louisiana?? Better check Mike's food bowl...
Posted by tiger perry
Member since Dec 2009
25668 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:26 pm to
this guy is just a disaster...
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14411 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:26 pm to
Oh, you mean Harvey Updyke? I thought you were talking about a single, random Bama fan that got arrested.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45144 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:27 pm to
thug POS
Posted by hsqb
Member since Oct 2009
623 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:27 pm to
Yes, one man represents millions. I believe he represents all Alabama fans...I also believe this is a reasonable conclusion.

Stereotype gonna stereotype.
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13037 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:29 pm to
Ain't nothing like a 100 dollar law mower
Posted by sarc
Member since Mar 2011
9997 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:29 pm to
All part of his insanity defense
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:32 pm to
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We are going to roll the trees when this douche dies.


What trees?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:34 pm to
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Wtf is he doin in Louisiana??
Good question. He's from Texas.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:34 pm to
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Yes, one man represents millions. I believe he represents all Alabama fans...I also believe this is a reasonable conclusion.


He is the perfect stereotype for the Gump Nation. He fits the bill exactly of the typical Gump sidewalk fan.
Posted by sarc
Member since Mar 2011
9997 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:39 pm to
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He is the perfect stereotype for the Gump Nation. He fits the bill exactly of the typical Gump sidewalk fan.


I agree. In much the same way that the fat chick who ate a lizard is the perfect representative of the Auburn family.
Posted by Rittdog
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed
Member since Oct 2009
9955 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:39 pm to
That man is a legend.

There needs to be a movie about him starring Philip Seymour Hoffman or maybe a HBO series about him starring Stephen Root.

Get it done!!!!!
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:40 pm to
My hero! Updyke!!! Don't let the man get you down!!!
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91645 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:41 pm to
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That man is a legend
What is wrong with you?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:42 pm to
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What is wrong with you?
Seriously! Tree-icide is a serious offense! Do you know how many people were hurt because of it?
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by hsqb
Member since Oct 2009
623 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

He is the perfect stereotype for the Gump Nation. He fits the bill exactly of the typical Gump sidewalk fan


I know. Like I said. He represents every single person associated with the University of Alabama. Every student, graduate/alumni, and fan of all incomes and socioeconomic level. Even the rich sorority girl in the 9AM history class at tin hoor hall.

I believe this is a reasonable conclusion. Stereotyping is very easy and very right.

If you've met one black person, you've met them all. I also believe every Asian is good at math. I also believe that every person in Louisiana is represented by Bobby Boucher in "Waterboy" b/c all Louisianans live in a shack by the swamp.
The movie is a perfect representation of Lousiana, so I have no need to go to Louisiana b/c I already know what it's like.

Also, New York is full of gays, homeless people and Law and Order SVU actors b/c that is what it shows on my tv...So I don't need to go there, b/c I already know what's there.

There also were no dinosaurs b/c my bible doesn't say there were dinosaurs.

My bubble is nice and comfortable, thank you.
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