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Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:06 pm to Golfer
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Updyke also has a warrant out in Texas for the same charge. He is also set to stand trial in Opelika, Ala., on Oct. 1 for the tree poisoning charges.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:07 pm to genro
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claim we all love him
Know how I know that you weren't at Toomer's Corner before the 2010 Iron Bowl?
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:11 pm to Golfer
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When the arresting officer arrived, he advised Updyke to call an attorney. Updyke refused and said "he would take care of this on his own."
"He had a sad story," said Hammond Police spokesman Lt. Vincent Giannobile. "He said he was going to prison anyway, he had a bad heart, and he didn't care. He kept insinuating that he wasn't going to take no for an answer."
Updyke said he would "come back and take care of everyone," after the officer on scene told him he was not allowed back on the property. According to the report, he continued to tell the officer he would return to the store and "it would be his last time."
Wow. What a loser.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:11 pm to hsqb
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I also believe that every person in Louisiana is represented by Bobby Boucher in "Waterboy" b/c all Louisianans live in a shack by the swamp....
Not Bobby Boucher but the fan in the stands that yells, "You can do it all night long"
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:12 pm to weagle99
quote:Because I was at BDS?
Know how I know that you weren't at Toomer's Corner before the 2010 Iron Bowl?
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:14 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:when did he get his boner for bama that was intense enough to sauce those trees?
He may have lived his whole live in Texas, but his family is apparently from Louisiana. He lives with them now.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:15 pm to Golfer
Execution by public guillotine.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:17 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Postal??
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:19 pm to Golfer
In all seriousness, this guy ruined what's left of his life over a football game.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:24 pm to CaptainBrannigan
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He is the perfect stereotype for the Gump Nation. He fits the bill exactly of the typical Gump sidewalk fan.
Because the poisoning of the Toomer's trees was so commonplace prior to him, or...?
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:50 pm to CaptainBrannigan
May be the only rolling they get anytime soon.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:53 pm to nc14
I assume they have not set bond. If they do his bond in Alabama may be revoked. Guy needs some help, he is just too full of Bama.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:55 pm to allin2010
NtY
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:55 pm to Golfer
Dumbass. 
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:56 pm to allin2010
quote:he temporarily put an end to the dumbest tradition in college football.
he is just too full of Bama
And saved more trees in the process,Al Gore applauds his efforts.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:59 pm to Golfer
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Updyke ran into trouble again last week when attempting to return a lawnmower to a national home improvement store in Hammond.
Lawnmower? I though Harvey's weapon of choice was Spike 80.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:03 pm to Golfer
Bammer fan gonna bammer
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:03 pm to CaptainBrannigan
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Posted by Message CaptainBrannigan Updyke Arrested in Louisiana We are going to roll the trees when this douche dies. F him and his whole inbred family.
Now, now you good folks in the great state of Alabama are all kin. Play fair with your cousin.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:10 pm to allin2010
You guys need time to mourn, I get it.
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