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re: SEC at War: Choose Your Allies

Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25097 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:20 pm to
LSU, Auburn, and TexAgs.

Only resistance would be Alabama. Unfortunately for them, everyone knows that Bama can't stop John Football. Game over.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

SEC Country Club
BAMA
UGA
Ole Miss
Florida

vs.


The world.


So someone hasn't ever been to a country club. Unless you're talking about the Travis Tritt version.
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:27 pm to
You do realize that bama recently won back to back national championships in golf... right? Plus we frat as frick.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:40 pm to
I'd want to partner with schools knowledgeable of the military, or at least willing to fight.
Thus: Texas A&M, Vanderbilt(Commodores), Auburn (War Eagle), Ole Miss (Rebels) and Tennessee (Volunteers).

Or, Arkansas, Miss.State and Alabama for Hog, Dawg, and Elephant droppings for the enemy to slip up on.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 4:43 pm to
Haters gone hate. We are Country Club U
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:01 pm to
When did they start putting Country Clubs in trailer parks
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

When did they start putting Country Clubs in trailer parks

There was a meeting on it last Tuesday.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:23 pm to
The A&M, LSU, Arkansas faction would easily dominate on its own, but I could see others joining (AU or UA, MSU, and maybe UGA or UF). Basically which ever side gets A&M is going to win.
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:39 pm to
You realize that auburn has the highest number of trailers per capita than any other school in the sec.... Right? It's a fact that more auburn alumni have lived in trailers than alumni from BAMA. Thus, we regret to inform you that your application for membership to the SEC country club is hereby DENIED.
This post was edited on 6/25/14 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:49 pm to
LSU and A&M could wipe out the rest of the SEC by themselves. We have all the oil, the Mississippi River and the ports in N.O. and Houston. Yall fricked
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

You realize that auburn has the highest number of trailers per capita than any other school in the sec.... Right? It's a fact that more auburn alumni have lived in trailers than alumni from BAMA. Thus, we regret to inform you that your application for membership to the SEC country club is hereby DENIED.



HOW COME YOU ISNT SAD ABOUT BAMA BANG BANG BANG

so cosmopolitan
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Plus we frat as frick.


This isn't something to brag about
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:56 pm to
^Geed
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 5:56 pm to
I'm surprised that LSU, A&M, and Arky are so willing to join forces? Seems like an unholy alliance to me
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

This isn't something to brag about


Yeah man its so gay to party with and bang hot sorority chicks 6 out of 7 nights a week while getting fricked up in a frat castle on daddys dime.
Posted by Klongdawg
Member since Oct 2010
8293 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Vandy just sits back and waits for everyone to kill each other. Then they attack and establish dominance.


This sounds like something pussy arse Ole Miss would do. They're sissy's and wouldn't want any part of fighting.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:21 pm to
We'll band up with Kentucky, Arkansas, and Tennessee and be someone's bitches in return for protection. Any takers?













(Not Auburn, since they're our bitch.)
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

(Not Auburn, since they're our bitch.)

Yeah, well . . . (walks away, head hanging in shame)

I would assume Vandy would help with strategics and whatnot since they're the Commodores and smart
This post was edited on 6/25/14 at 6:32 pm
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:34 pm to
quote:


I would assume Vandy would help with strategics and whatnot since they're the Commodores and smart


We'd be the power behind the throne in that case. I could see us as the Hyman Roth of the SEC Syndicate.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 6:50 pm to
Now I'm gonna start a thread on SEC schools as Godfather characters
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