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re: Ole Miss fans: Are you afraid of Memphis?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:05 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:05 pm to WestCoastAg
If at the end of the day your shirt isn't coated in a fine patina of spilled beer and chicken tendie crumbs you aren't doing it right.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 3:06 pm
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Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:06 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:07 pm to Tornado Alley
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Took a dollar, put it between my teeth, tilted my head back when the biggest, blackest stripper walked by and she WHAP smacked both sides of my face with her glitter-covered titties, slowly rubbing them up my face to collect her dollar.
I am honored to be in your presence.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:08 pm to Tornado Alley
My kinda drinking
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:08 pm to StarkRebel
I remember the date, too, October 19, 2009.
I was a sophomore at Ole Miss.
I was a sophomore at Ole Miss.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:08 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
That's why I'm wearing a tie to a game, to wipe shite up
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:09 pm to Tornado Alley
That is pretty awesome IMHO fwiw
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:10 pm to lsufball19
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2014, 2008, 2006, 2004, 2002, 1998, 1994, 1992, 1990 -all played in Oxford. Y'all used to rotate between playing Memphis in Oxford and Jackson before that. You didn't play Memphis in Memphis most years since the 70s
Cool. The guy I was responding to (Prof) I believe was referring to TN though and not Memphis. Unless I misread.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:11 pm to WestCoastAg
Gonna be at the game in two weeks?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:13 pm to Tornado Alley
I would love to, but I'm gonna be working probably. I'm just hoping I get to watch it
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:13 pm to WestCoastAg
Take off of work, brah.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Hey, if someone wants to call in a bomb threat on saturday, I won't be against it
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:18 pm to WestCoastAg
God damn dude, just take a day off, don't threaten to blow up your work place
Where do you work?
Where do you work?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:20 pm to Tornado Alley
I'm not saying I'm gonna do it, but if someone here wants to make the call, I don't know how I could prevent that. Not saying, I'm just saying
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:20 pm to ForeverGator
Can anyone give me an explanation as to why they think Memphis is good?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:21 pm to YouDontKnowBro
They scored a lot on cincy
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:21 pm to YouDontKnowBro
They have an NFL caliber quarterback, a great play-calling HC, and they're a solid program.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:24 pm to lsufball19
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lot of new legislation has happened since the days when memphis had those strip club. most of them were shut down in a big prostitution and drug ring bust (platinum plus and christy's). recently, iirc, they outlawed bottomless strip clubs and they have to wear pasties.
My buddy got his dick sucked and bought a gram of coke from a stripper like 2 weekends ago
not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying these hoes gotta keep the lights on.
eta I do not condone the use of illicit substances or receiving oral sex from strippers.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:25 pm to Tornado Alley
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Been to the Pony in Memphis once.
Took a dollar, put it between my teeth, tilted my head back when the biggest, blackest stripper walked by and she WHAP smacked both sides of my face with her glitter-covered titties, slowly rubbing them up my face to collect her dollar.
Titty clamps.
Try it.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:26 pm to WestCoastAg
I have a wedding to go to Saturday
it's reception only. Wedding is family only. But it starts at SIX O CLOCK
it's reception only. Wedding is family only. But it starts at SIX O CLOCK
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