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re: Must Read ***Interview With A Bag Man****

Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:46 pm to
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To his defense the NCAA has been up UCONN's arse so I would assume that limited the interaction they've had with bagmen over the past couple of years?




What UCONN bagmen may look like.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:50 pm to
Glorious
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:51 pm to
I want to be a bag man
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:57 pm to
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I want to be a bag man

Pretty sure a UGA's bag man's job would mainly consist of paying off the Athens PD
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37726 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:58 pm to
Seriously, if I start making enough money in my field to be able to pull off some shite like this, this is something I could see myself getting into.

I don't have any huge life goals as of now, just starting my family and yada yada is priority one right now, but other than that what I would love most in this world would be to have a nice box suite in Vaught Hemingway Stadium. I might bagman for a while until I earn my right to have that. Then I can just leave the game and discretely funnel the money to the right people to continue the livelihood of the program.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:58 pm to

Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:01 pm to
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undecided

We aren't paying those shite heads enough
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OBReb6

I said basically the same thing on the Georgia Board. I really want to do this. If I make enough cash one day this is what I want to do. I'd know what was happening in the program and my dumbassery wouldn't TOTALLY dictate what happens but if someone like Richt kept pissing me off I could stop doing what I do.

Really, though, I just wanna help spend more on our players.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37726 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:04 pm to
I said after our 2011 season that I hoped we went all in on cheating, even if we got caught, just to show that we had some balls and were willing to compete. I stand by that.


I have a pretty low moral fortitude and am willing to let basically anything slide for the good of the program (other than child rape), I would be perfect for this.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:15 pm to
Couldn't agree more. Drives me nuts when Georgia fans act like and say they're glad or whatever that Georgia is "clean." Others say they like Richt because he does it the "right" way.

frick that, I hope we are one of the dirtiest programs out there. If we aren't then we aren't trying and that's a shame.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37726 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:19 pm to
It's not like y'all are "clean" to begin with, so that's a load of bullshite anyway. Every school in the SEC in particular is dirty as frick, and Georgia especially could be getting soooo much more if they went "all in" than they are getting right now. I mean you're sitting on a goddamn gold mine, it would be so easy.


I do think it's Richt holding you back. The bagman network is obviously in place, he just won't exploit it to its true potential. Y'all can do so much better.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 8:20 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:23 pm to
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It's not like y'all are "clean" to begin with, so that's a load of bullshite anyway

I agree. That's why I used the quotes. Georgia isn't clean. Cleaner? Maybe. But they're not clean. It's a weak moral victory several of our fans fall on because Georgia hasn't committed to going balls to the walls like some and the results show it.
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Every school in the SEC in particular is dirty as frick, and Georgia especially could be getting soooo much more if they went "all in" than they are getting right now. I mean you're sitting on a goddamn gold mine, it would be so easy.

Couldn't agree more.
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I do think it's Richt holding you back. The bagman network is obviously in place, he just won't exploit it to its true potential. Y'all can do so much better.


I've disliked Richt long enough to know it doesn't matter what the hell I want so I just am gonna wait till he's petered out.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:33 pm to
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I've disliked Richt long enough to know it doesn't matter what the hell I want so I just am gonna wait till he's petered out.

I feel bad for you cause it's starting to look like you could have a mighty long wait.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:38 pm to
If he fricks up enough with Pruitt as DC then the writing will be on the wall and he can "retire" or he'll succeed and I'll be happy either way

Richt, if surrounded by a quality staff, is more than capable of CEOing his way into a title. Just have never had a good OC and DC at the same time. Closest we have been to having both would be now. They suck arse again and he'll have run out of lifelines.










Probably not but I'll stick to that.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Probably not but I'll stick to that.

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:08 pm to
Ok I admit....it is not me. Not sure who this is, but I will tell you this from my dads years as a bag man. All the bag man typically know the other bag man. If my dad saw bill from bama or Louie from LSU in town, he knew he had better check in on his "boys" lol. they are like a secret SEC frat,
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:12 pm to
Go on . . .
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:42 pm to
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Why not just buy a new tractor?

"Because that would be like a Lamborghini showing up in their driveway. See, you don't know how much a tractor costs.


"Whoops..."


This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:45 pm
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:48 pm to
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Also this is the kind of shite that makes me laugh when Shabazz Napier cries about going to bed hungry. Your Mom has been to all your games this season, away and home, and you're starving? 

Give us a fricking break.
Mad.

UConn owns Calipari.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:49 pm
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16963 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:50 pm to
When I read the tractor line it definitely reminded me of the white kid from French Lick, IN in blue chips.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:11 pm to
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"We can only get away with whatever's considered reasonable by the majority of the folks in our society. That's why it's different in the SEC.
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