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re: Auburn/Lee Cty DA seeking $1.042 million from Updyke

Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by sdmlsu1
up n dis bish
Member since Nov 2007
701 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:44 pm to
Require him to get a AU tat on his forehead.

roll damn tide
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:48 pm to
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Require him to get a AU tat on his forehead.


Not sure who would object more to this idea, him or AU fanbase.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46186 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:48 pm to
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Require him to get a AU tat on his forehead. roll damn tide

that would be a pretty fitting punishment actually
Posted by ImperialPalace
Galveston, Texas
Member since Oct 2012
2888 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:52 pm to
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no telling how much we would pay for his shitty trailer. I would probably even bid a few k,


So do you think you're alone among Bama fans in potentially buying Updyke memorabilia at auction?

I think I underestimated the market... I would buy his trailer only to set it on fire atop of thousands of dead trees in an act we Aggies call 'Bonfire.'

It would seem only appropriate, IMO.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:53 pm to
I'd buy the trailer and turn it into a treehouse bar in Toomers.
Posted by bdelarosa7
Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2012
1661 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:55 pm to
That's alot of Cams
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:57 pm to
I was thinking that's a hell of a lot of trans ams.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63253 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:57 pm to
Cue bankruptcy proceedings post damages ruling.
Posted by Thunder Tiger
Member since Sep 2011
2608 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 5:58 pm to
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I was thinking that's a hell of a lot of trans ams.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 6:02 pm to
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Wonder how many dead trees it would take to get that much printed?
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No way those trees are worth five Cams.
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Require him to get a AU tat on his forehead.
Thread is golden
This post was edited on 5/31/13 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52682 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 6:02 pm to
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Tiger the Hutt


Posted by Fleur de Tide
Member since May 2012
230 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 6:50 pm to
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Posted by Gradual_Stroke
The United States dollar is made of cotton, not paper.

#Agfacts


Problem is, if Do or Die did a song called "Cotton Chase", it would've sounded racist.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57809 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:03 pm to
Because he has that kind of money. Lawyers gonna Lawyer.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:13 pm to
bama fans would buy up all the updyke stuff they could
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4362 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:15 pm to
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since when does replacing trees cost $425,780?




I was wondering the same thing. Hell if you go on Craigslist and look in the free shite for sale section, they have oak trees for sale all the time and all you have to do is dig them up yourself. Hell Ive got 3 oaks in my backyard that I'll give away for free and I'll even help someone dig them up.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12125 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:19 pm to
it amazes me how ignorant most in the thread are to the cost of construction. The soil samples cost a lot of money due to the fact that he dumped enough in to actually damage the water table and they had to sample everything. not saying that I believe that it should have cost over $500k but a few hundred thousand is very realistic.

as far as the replacement goes, if they get all of the trees out and redo the corner, $400k is going to be cheap. hell, just to cut the two down and grind the stumps would have probably cost in the neighborhood of 10 to 20k by itself, not mentioning actually removing roots and backfilling.
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:20 pm to
Oh no prob, Harvey will just cut em a check.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:29 pm to
They should just make him stand in Toomer's Corner with his arms out after every AU win and let the AU fans roll him with toilet paper.
Posted by Whiskey Man
St Somewhere
Member since Nov 2012
910 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:40 pm to
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Just make him auction off anything that has to do with Alabama. That'll probably hurt him more than anything.

That's what I was thinking. Make him auction it off and tell him he can't wear anything that mentions the university of Alabama any more.

That stupid looking hat with the elephant snout that he wears should fetch a few bucks from someone in the cult.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4362 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:43 pm to
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it amazes me how ignorant most in the thread are to the cost of construction. The soil samples cost a lot of money due to the fact that he dumped enough in to actually damage the water table and they had to sample everything. not saying that I believe that it should have cost over $500k but a few hundred thousand is very realistic.


I work for an environmental company and we do smples and ground monitoring all the time and itd be really hard as hell to rack up a couple hundred grand in testing charges. But being that it was probably subbed out a few times after being third partied I guess it could be possible.
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