Garfield
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Kew Gardens |
| Biography: | I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down. |
| Interests: | So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning. |
| Occupation: | Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW) |
| Number of Posts: | 7785 |
| Registered on: | 12/17/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Today was the funeral for my youngest son
Posted by Garfield on 1/28/24 at 9:44 pm
It sounds like Jeff lived a great life and had a wonderful father.
My sincerest condolences. ...
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re: Are you a turtle?
Posted by Garfield on 1/26/24 at 12:39 am
Turtle wins the race....
re: Dating advice: is dating a ‘dumb’ girl sustainable?
Posted by Garfield on 1/23/24 at 11:25 pm
[quote]Intelligence is far less important than how she treats you and others.[/quote]
This. I don’t know the young lady but it sounds like she’s smart enough (has a good job) but y’all don’t easily jive on a deep level and she has difficulty with your sense of humor.
Grass is always going to b...
re: Sec shorts with a tribute to Saban
Posted by Garfield on 1/17/24 at 12:04 am
Excellent ending....
re: This picture will hurt your soul….
Posted by Garfield on 1/16/24 at 11:46 pm
[quote]I always thought I would miss him for the wins, but it's his example of work ethic I now realize I'll miss the most. One of the last of an old breed.[/quote]
I’ll miss him for the wins....
re: Elijah Pritchett
Posted by Garfield on 12/21/23 at 9:47 pm
[quote]Herpes[/quote]
This was my immediate guess only because I seem to recall the singer Usher getting sued for this one.
Here’s a story on it with a magnificent headline:[link=(https://finance.yahoo.com/news/singer-usher-finally-done-last-171013884.html)]Singer Usher Finally Done With Last ...
re: Anyone got a long hair dog and groom them yourself?
Posted by Garfield on 10/5/23 at 10:19 pm
I’ve cut our doodles for years. Our groomer got cancer and kicked out one of our dogs for being too difficult to groom. It’s a pain but not impossible if you set aside half a day and have low expectations.
I purchased a mid-grade andis. Similar to this: [link=(https://www.chewy.com/andis-ultraedg...
re: New York SJW Activist stabbed to death in front of his gf by a Social Justice-ee
Posted by Garfield on 10/3/23 at 10:37 pm
He obviously wasn’t prepared for this moment/situation and handled it poorly. However, I do want to give him credit for possibly seeking to protect his girlfriend (hard to tell from the video but I want to give him the benefit of the doubt).
4am with a crazy dude kicking shite should be a non-poli...
re: America Lost (PBS 2019) Documentary on failing cities
Posted by Garfield on 9/29/23 at 11:11 pm
Thanks for the rec. Made it through Youngstown and Memphis. Interesting but definitely sad. I got no answers. The lack of nuclear families is clear (and a huge problem) but don’t know if that’s a chicken or egg issue. ...
re: Run Milroe Like A RB
Posted by Garfield on 9/18/23 at 11:48 pm
shite, I say play him on defense too. Maybe he would pick something up. ...
re: Bama Football Tidings
Posted by Garfield on 8/29/23 at 10:54 pm
Even if Saban would have released a depth chart it would have contained so many positions with an “Or” that it would have been worthless. Qb would have had 4 co-starters.
[quote]Clay Travis[/quote]
I appreciate that he’s at least pretty upfront about his biases. ...
re: Dad Sayings
Posted by Garfield on 8/21/23 at 10:37 pm
Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:
“All it takes is money.”...
re: Bama Football Tidings
Posted by Garfield on 8/13/23 at 10:46 pm
:LoL:
Excellent use of that GIF.
FWIW, it’s highly unlikely....
re: I never really grasp term gaslighting (NSFW)
Posted by Garfield on 8/13/23 at 10:19 pm
[quote]My counselor called this from the very beginning.[/quote]
Sounds like you got gaslighted.
J/k. Sorry about everything you went thru but it sounds like you have your priorities in check.
FWIW, with a moderately stable woman the term may be helpful if used by saying something l...
re: Bama Football Tidings
Posted by Garfield on 8/13/23 at 10:09 pm
I know the odds are greatly against it, but I’m starting to think we may play two QBs for most of the season (not necessarily in a negative way)....
re: Soft White Underbelly- A Divorce Attorney’s Thoughts on Love and Marriage
Posted by Garfield on 8/8/23 at 10:47 pm
[quote]Fantastic interview[/quote]
Ditto. One of the few I wish was much longer.
Marriage is tough, but I imagine the alternative is too. I’m glad my wife and I have stayed married but I understand it’s a struggle.
It would be interesting to hear from men who regret getting divorced. My dad...
re: Sad day for the Alabama Sports Board - TidalSurge1 passed away on July 8th
Posted by Garfield on 7/20/23 at 11:05 pm
[quote]Rest in peace Surge. I’m going to miss his posts.[/quote]...
re: Man loses his hard earned money at the casino and loses it
Posted by Garfield on 6/27/23 at 10:17 pm
[quote]I lost a 6 grand hand where I was a 8 to 1 favorite on the river….yep I wanted to rob the shite out of that bitch after that….haha Still came out ahead in that session though.[/quote]
Same. Lost $20 (which is like 6k to me based on our different incomes) at the $0.25 slot machine and figur...
re: Please be careful with rip tides on Beaches (People drowning daily now) 7 in last 7 days
Posted by Garfield on 6/26/23 at 12:26 am
Infrequent beach goer. Got caught in one as a kid swimming by myself (still during the days when parents let their kids loose). Initially tried to swim back to shore. After several minutes somehow remembered hearing somewhere to swim parallel. Took forever but probably saved my life.
Still no clu...
re: What time do you get up on the weekends?
Posted by Garfield on 6/17/23 at 11:25 pm
LoL.
I’m a grown man (at least mathematically) and can definitely sleep to an embarrassingly late hour if allowed to do so by family....
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