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Posted on 2/21/16 at 4:26 pm to
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12279 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 4:26 pm to
It's like picking the best turd out of a group of stinky turds.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30875 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

AU24


Anyone who uses a list that has Montevallo in it deserves ridicule.

Also, Auburn smells.
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 4:44 pm to
Montgomery sucks, unless you are a military person or old money
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 4:45 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51820 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Troy


I'd rather live in Starkville.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 5:00 pm to
Duh. Obviously.
Posted by jem77
Memphis
Member since Sep 2011
255 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 5:20 pm to
If God had to give earth an enema he would stick it in Auburn.
Posted by PAGator
Member since Jul 2015
2339 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 5:22 pm to
Montgomery at least has a fricking Target, though
Posted by RBu
Birmingham
Member since Mar 2014
301 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 5:24 pm to
Who the hell would want to live in Jacksonville? Also Birmingham is awesome right now, so much cool stuff opening up
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
288 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 5:44 pm to
Tuscaloosa is the worst city in Alabama and one of the worst in America. A reconnaissance of the city will show that the industry of poverty is all encompassing in Tuscaloosa with check cashing, pay day loans, title pawn, rent to buy (Aaron's even sponsors the football stadium score board) establishments and tattoo parlors proliferating. Tuscaloosa may not be in Hell however you can see it from Bryant/Denny.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 6:25 pm to
And what would come out would be Tuscaloosa.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 6:28 pm to
Montevallo? That might be the most boring place in Alabama
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 6:55 pm to
To be fair, I'm sure that Montevallo is the most exciting place in Alabama if you're a gender-fluid SJW looking for a date to Feel the Bern with
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 6:57 pm to
Lot of rustled bama fans in this thread.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65077 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

I think he's just retarded.



No. I lived in the Oxford area for most of my life, know the area, and find the area to be affordable and great for raising a family. Plus, the Oxford school system is quickly becoming one of the best in the state.

Posted by eric4UA08
Member since Nov 2008
2017 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 7:38 pm to
Holy crap. I live in Montevallo since my wife is wrapping up her degree here. I can tell you that this is the most boring place within a 30 mile radius of Birmingham. The things that top the list of things to do here include walking my dogs, ordering a large hand-tossed pepperoni for carry out from Domino's, and making sure my wife and I are inside before sundown.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25485 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 7:57 pm to
Still stings?


Posted by ConnorTide
Knoxville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
261 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:06 pm to
Moral victories < Actual victories
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28607 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:18 pm to
Tuscaloosa:

1. Bigger in landmass
2. Larger city
3. More people
4. More places to eat
5. More things to do

About the only thing good about Auburn is that it is slightly less of a drive to the beach.

Once every century or so their football team plays championship football, too. That's a plus.
Posted by bigman334
Member since Jul 2013
2417 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:26 pm to
i'd love for anyone to name 1 exciting thing to do in Auburn...i'll wait...
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:58 pm to
From the short stints I have spent in Auburn, it does seem like a nice enough city. Everything seemed very new, which tells me that ten years ago it was probably not much more than a cow pasture, but now it is growing and that is good, I guess. Is it better than Tuscaloosa? I don't know. Maybe. I'm not going to pretend like I'm an expert enough on Auburn to be able to say.

I am a little surprised that after AU24 found an article implying that Auburn might be slightly better than Alabama at something he was able to stop furiously masturbating long enough to make a post about it.
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