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When holding out on the hubby goes horribly wrong
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:48 pm
Man sends his wife a spreadsheet of every excuse she's come up with in 7 weeks to not sleep with him and is currently not communicating with her. 
Her response:
Apparently they had only slept together 3 times in the 7 week period. I have to say, I don't have much sympathy reading some of her excuses and knowing you have to tend the garden if you want the flowers to grow. Maybe he could've went about it a better way but still.
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Her response:
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This is a side of him I have never seen before - bitter, immature, full of hatred. In person, he'd been acting normal the whole time, maybe a little standoff-ish in the last week. Completely out of left field. Our sex life HAS tapered in the last few months, but isn't that allowed? We are adults leading busy, stressful lives. I cook for him, I do his laundry, I keep our house clean and tidy. It's not like our sex life was going to be this way FOREVER, it was a temporary slow-down due to extenuating circumstances.
Apparently they had only slept together 3 times in the 7 week period. I have to say, I don't have much sympathy reading some of her excuses and knowing you have to tend the garden if you want the flowers to grow. Maybe he could've went about it a better way but still.
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:51 pm to BluegrassBelle
I want to know how she non-verbally rejected him
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:55 pm to BluegrassBelle
Why do so many women believe that cooking, cleaning, etc. gives them a legitimate pass when it comes to sex?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:56 pm to BluegrassBelle
Reminds me of the blow job accountability chart I had back in college. It was very official and required both parties to date and initial to document each BJ.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:57 pm to Roger Klarvin
I mean don't get me wrong, I understand there are times when it's been a long day, the kids are crazy, or something along those lines. But I've probably had more sex than them in 7 weeks and I'm in a long distance relationship.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:00 pm to jbond
Explain more...
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:02 pm to DirtyDawg
I mean it started as a joke because I felt like I wasn't getting enough BJ's. Ended up keeping it on the wall because people would walk into my dorm room see it and be like "wtf?!"
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:05 pm to jbond
I'm sure the girl loved it
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:05 pm to BluegrassBelle
There may be other reasons for why she's saying no, but what in the frick? Just break up with the dude.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:07 pm to BluegrassBelle
Also, sex isnt especially exhausting unless you are going at it honeymoon style for a half hour or weigh 300 pounds.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Also, sex isnt especially exhausting unless you are going at it honeymoon style for a half hour or weigh 300 pounds.
You ain't sexin' right, playa.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:08 pm to BluegrassBelle
I'm more appalled that this woman apparently feels there is nothing wrong with going to bed with a case of swamp arse.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:09 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Nah, you just need some aerobic training 
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Nah, you just need some aerobic training
Psssssssh. If you can't do a sit up the next morning you're not doing it right.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:14 pm to Yat27
I laughed at the "Watching a Friends rerun".
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:17 pm to jbond
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Black people
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:18 pm to BluegrassBelle
I have a friend who confessed a few weeks ago that his wife hadn't given him sex in two solid years. They've been married for a little over three years.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:20 pm to BluegrassBelle
Poor guy, he must be a terrible lay. Lots of "I feel gross" excuses in there. A good lover turns that feeling 180 degrees around.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:22 pm to BluegrassBelle
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I mean don't get me wrong, I understand there are times when it's been a long day, the kids are crazy, or something along those lines. But I've probably had more sex than them in 7 weeks and I'm in a long distance relationship.
Pop kern
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:22 pm to kywildcatfanone
I just spent two weeks with the SO. No kern to it.
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