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re: When holding out on the hubby goes horribly wrong

Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:59 pm to
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Do people do this regularly? I only shower in the morning unless I got really dirty/sweaty during the day.


I know I shower before bed every night, and occasionally twice a day.

Fresh as frick.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:02 pm to
Like I said, I only shower at night if I got sweaty/dirty during the day but sometimes if I'm really achy I'll shower at night or I'll do my power combo of shitting, showering and going straight to bed. Feels great.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:04 pm to
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He may have been trying to prove a point in asking that many times, and knowing how many times he would be told no. But you're right, he is obviously still attracted to her if he's still asking.


I think this is exactly what he was doing. I still maintain he's a pussy for not sitting her down, asking her what's wrong, and making it clear he's still attracted to her. She's a pussy for not taking any responsibility for the status quo.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:04 pm to
She worked out then went to bed fricking up all the sheets in disgusting swamp arse. It's disgusting.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 9:06 pm
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:05 pm to
Yeah it doesn't matter here. They shower in the morning even though they've been walking around all day.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:06 pm to
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She worked out then went to bed fricking up all the sheets in disgusting swamp arse. It's disgusting.


Oh yea, my bad, I'm not arguing that it isn't nasty. It's just that SDAR's comment about educating people to shower at night made me wonder if most people shower at night rather than in the morning.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:08 pm to
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I think this is exactly what he was doing. I still maintain he's a pussy for not sitting her down, asking her what's wrong, and making it clear he's still attracted to her. She's a pussy for not taking any responsibility for the status quo.


I'm not saying that the majority of women are like this but: Some of them just can't be talked to rationally.

I'd know my girlfriend had a problem before she did. I'd ask her: "Are you angry?"

"No."

"Well you're doing this, this and this."

"Oh, yeah, my mom ____________."

Talking doesn't always go that well.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:08 pm to
Addendum: This is definitely a dick move, though.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:09 pm to
Forget swamp arse. #1 rule for women when they work out is if you don't at the very least freshen up afterward you're inviting a yeast infection.

He might need to look back and thank her for saying no on those nights.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:29 pm to
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Forget swamp arse. #1 rule for women when they work out is if you don't at the very least freshen up afterward you're inviting a yeast infection.


Scared to ask this but other than a shower, what can a woman do to "freshen up" down there after working out?
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:31 pm to
You ever seen a cat clean itself?

And now you know why it's called pussy.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 9:33 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:31 pm to
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I have a friend who confessed a few weeks ago that his wife hadn't given him sex in two solid years. They've been married for a little over three years.


I've got children who have been married much longer .... I can't relate, can't imagine.

Women typically, the stay at home kind, respond well to security and stability. Professional types respond to something entirely different.

These days things are so topsy turvy. Only the flexible survive. Women have always been difficultat times. Chances are, if it goes on for awhile, you're either doing it wrong or you chose the wrong spouse.

Spreadsheets are probably an indicator that neither side has a clue about how to make it work.

Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:32 pm to
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Scared to ask this but other than a shower, what can a woman do to "freshen up" down there after working out?


Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99045 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:32 pm to
They make post-workout "wipes" that can help avoid that if you can't get to a shower for whatever reason. I know ladies who use them if they take a quick lunch break workout or something like that.

I workout in the evenings so I just hop in the shower.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:38 pm to
Nothing works better than a shower or a bath.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:42 pm to
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Wipes


How can something so wonderful and sexy and great as a woman be so close at times to taking care of an infant?

You gal's bodies sure are a high maintenance work of art.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Nothing works better than a shower or a bath


Nothing says clean like stewing in your own filth.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:45 pm to
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I know I shower before bed every night, and occasionally twice a day.

Fresh as frick.


I'm sure your boyfriend/life partner appreciates that.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:46 pm to
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I'm sure your boyfriend/life partner appreciates that.


Your mom sure does.

#dropsmicrophone
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 9:52 pm to
I never know how any thread around here goes 4 pages without a mom joke.
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