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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:06 pm to dead money
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:06 pm to dead money
I'm deaf in my right ear. tStruggle 
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:08 pm to genro
SHOULD WE YELL AT YOU THEN???
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:09 pm to LanierSpots
1. I'm a Vanderbilt Fan.
2. Overweight
3. I prefer cats to dogs.
4. I drive a women's style car.
5. I rarely party, because I have 3 young kids and I do stuff with them instead of being the "cool guy".
2. Overweight
3. I prefer cats to dogs.
4. I drive a women's style car.
5. I rarely party, because I have 3 young kids and I do stuff with them instead of being the "cool guy".
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:14 pm to genro
1. Cargo shorts are awesome
2. Love Jesus
3. Don't cuss, unless I hit my finger with a hammer
4. My office looks like an episode of hoarders
5. scary movies freak me out
2. Love Jesus
3. Don't cuss, unless I hit my finger with a hammer
4. My office looks like an episode of hoarders
5. scary movies freak me out
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:25 pm to 3nOut
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i poop 3 times a day on average.
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3nOut
Now I get it.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:49 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Celiac Disease.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:53 pm to Open Dore Policy
Well played good sir.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:54 pm to Themole
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:59 pm to Old Sarge
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2. Love Jesus
Jesus fricking Christ, what's the deal with this mythical christian persecution bullshite? Honestly? I don't get it.
What part of you are the overwhelming majority of Americans do you people have a hard time understanding. Its like reality and facts mean absolutely nothing.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:03 pm to dead money
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I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
Story of my life, I'm 38, my hair is way more white than brown. My chest hair is 50/50 now.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:12 pm to Masterag
He's real
He's alive
He loves you too, whether you like it or not
why you hating Bro?
He's alive
He loves you too, whether you like it or not
why you hating Bro?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:14 pm to Masterag
So you're gay and an a-hole?
Not a good combo.
Not a good combo.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:47 pm to Hardy_Har
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4. both pinky fingers are slightly bent towards the next finger on the end due to Mississippi genetics
I also have crooked pinky fingers. It's good to know there are more inbreds like me out there.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:49 pm to Robert Goulet
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I also have crooked pinky fingers. It's good to know there are more inbreds like me out there.
Wattburg strikes again.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:03 pm to TRUERockyTop
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Wattburg strikes again.
I was conceived in the Brushy Mountain conjugal trailer.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:16 pm to dead money
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1) Profoundly deaf in left ear
George Bailey
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:19 pm to 3nOut
Just 5?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:50 pm to LanierSpots
1. I'm an organizational freak. Everything has to be organized to a t.
2. I don't try to impress anyone. I'm me. I don't wear much makeup. I don't do my hair a good number of days. My guy loves me the way that I am. frick the haters.
3. I wont answer phone calls. If it's important, a message will be left. If you're calling just to chat... frick you. That's what texting is for.
4. I'm a football first Kentucky fan. That in and of itself invites ridicule.
5. I hate most vegetables and I live in the south. I also hate most fried food... that whole south thing again.
2. I don't try to impress anyone. I'm me. I don't wear much makeup. I don't do my hair a good number of days. My guy loves me the way that I am. frick the haters.
3. I wont answer phone calls. If it's important, a message will be left. If you're calling just to chat... frick you. That's what texting is for.
4. I'm a football first Kentucky fan. That in and of itself invites ridicule.
5. I hate most vegetables and I live in the south. I also hate most fried food... that whole south thing again.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:57 pm to LanierSpots
1. My ears are pierced (but i rarely if ever wear them)
2. I always have chain around my neck, usually a figaro chain
3. I have a poster of Jim Morrison in my room back at my apartment
4. The Beatles my favorite band. This one might not be so bad but I always get a lot of "really :| " looks when I bring it up
5. I'm not good with scary video games. Hell, sometimes i have trouble playing Tomb Raider
6. Bud Light is my favorite beer
7. Sometimes I forget how to count
2. I always have chain around my neck, usually a figaro chain
3. I have a poster of Jim Morrison in my room back at my apartment
4. The Beatles my favorite band. This one might not be so bad but I always get a lot of "really :| " looks when I bring it up
5. I'm not good with scary video games. Hell, sometimes i have trouble playing Tomb Raider
6. Bud Light is my favorite beer
7. Sometimes I forget how to count
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 7:07 pm to CatFan81
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I don't wear much makeup. I don't do my hair a good number of days. My guy loves me the way that I am.
To be fair, though, you really don't need the makeup to look good, ijs
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