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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:28 pm to Kentucker
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:28 pm to Kentucker
1) Profoundly deaf in left ear
2) I once held pocket aces in a $2-$5 no-limit hold-em' cash game, raised preflop, and on a Q-Q-A flop, bet the pot, got called, turn was a 2, bet the turn, got called, pushed all in when a Q came on the river $855 total, got called--and lost. It was probably the closest ive come to murder when he flipped over Q-9 offsuit.
3) I've lived in Texas most of my life, but my 2 longest relationships including my wife hail from Arkansas.
4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
5) I dropped acid once and went to Disneyland once. One of the best experiences of my life.
2) I once held pocket aces in a $2-$5 no-limit hold-em' cash game, raised preflop, and on a Q-Q-A flop, bet the pot, got called, turn was a 2, bet the turn, got called, pushed all in when a Q came on the river $855 total, got called--and lost. It was probably the closest ive come to murder when he flipped over Q-9 offsuit.
3) I've lived in Texas most of my life, but my 2 longest relationships including my wife hail from Arkansas.
4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
5) I dropped acid once and went to Disneyland once. One of the best experiences of my life.
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:48 pm to 3nOut
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i poop 3 times a day on average.
I hope there is nothing wrong with that. Me too.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:50 pm to dead money
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4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
I work with a guy like this. Dude's 28 and is more salt than pepper.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:53 pm to dead money
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Profoundly deaf in left ear
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deaf money
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:57 pm to 3nOut
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i poop 3 times a day on average.
I usually poop 2 times a day. Sometimes I need coffee in the morning to induce labor.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:07 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:09 pm to LanierSpots
I can just imagine that shiny white arse of yours hanging over the side of the boat.
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:18 pm to LanierSpots
1. Still play video games
2. Don't care about cars - drive a shitty one
3. Never been hunting
4. I play a sports simulation game that is a notch above fantasy baseball in the loser level
5. I enjoy gardening
2. Don't care about cars - drive a shitty one
3. Never been hunting
4. I play a sports simulation game that is a notch above fantasy baseball in the loser level
5. I enjoy gardening
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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5. I enjoy gardening
That is nothing to laugh at.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to LanierSpots
Sidewalk fan
LSU fan
I'm not a republican
Smoke reefer
Actually like Calipari
LSU fan
I'm not a republican
Smoke reefer
Actually like Calipari
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to LanierSpots
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5- Will follow LeBron no matter what team he plays for.
Kobe is a long time Laker, but this is how I feel about him too.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:25 pm to Rebelgator
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5. Casual Notre Dame fan
so Ole Miss, Florida and ND?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:46 pm to LanierSpots
1. Sort of a giant
2. DGAS about what others think
3. My truck
4. Weird sense of humor
5. Gargantuan size of my member
2. DGAS about what others think
3. My truck
4. Weird sense of humor
5. Gargantuan size of my member
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:52 pm to LanierSpots
1. I wear cargo shorts AND use the pockets
2. I drive a paid off truck that needs body work, and I don't even care.
3. I buy generic whenever possible
4. I eat a gluten free diet now (don't have a choice really)
5. I carry folded resume paper to write things down on that I need to remember.
2. I drive a paid off truck that needs body work, and I don't even care.
3. I buy generic whenever possible
4. I eat a gluten free diet now (don't have a choice really)
5. I carry folded resume paper to write things down on that I need to remember.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:54 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
"Does weird mean lack of?"
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Naw - it means that I thought that was mildly humoruous
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Naw - it means that I thought that was mildly humoruous
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:56 pm to AUbagman
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4. I eat a gluten free diet now (don't have a choice really)
Gluten make your dick fly off?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:57 pm to AUbagman
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4. I eat a gluten free diet now (don't have a choice really)
i have a 5 gallon bucket of gluten and I eat it with a spoon
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:02 pm to WG_Dawg
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Profoundly deaf in left ear
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deaf money
Ha! Well played, sir.
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