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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about

Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18811 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:20 pm to
quote:




But your 5 were still super gay.


Yeah, I know. But I'm really tall, handsome and athletic, so I figure it's only fair. :/
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:24 pm to
They would point at me as to say "He is the man!" and they would laugh WITH me
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:36 pm to
1. I graduated from MSU.

2. I refuse to kill anything including bugs.

3. I wear v necks almost exclusively.

4. I cry now. I cry every time I see a st Jude kid and I cry when I see or hear something beautiful.

5. Racism is dumb.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55424 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:40 pm to
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I cry every time I see a st Jude kid



You and me both, nothing grabs me like those kids with cancer. So sad.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:56 pm to
There is nothing. I am perfection. Bow to your sensei.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55424 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:10 pm to
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There is nothing. My AVI is perfection. And it distracts from my messed up self, what was the question again?
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 11:11 pm
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127446 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 11:14 pm to
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5- Will follow LeBron no matter what team he plays for.

So dumb.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 12:05 am to
1. short frat shorts

2. As a UGA student I'm just more intelligent than you

3. I stay wearing football jerseys

4. Daddy's moneey

5. I'm Christian Laettner level attractive
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19225 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 6:25 am to
1. I still like a lot of hair band music
2-. Love cargo shorts and use the pockets. Hey, it can hold a .380 just fine
3. I listen to my wife. Happy wife, happy life. Took me a few years to learn that.
4. I love playing Legos with my kids
5. Rarely get drunk anymore. I enjoy sippin on my bourbons.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86548 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 7:48 am to
quote:

There is nothing


You don't live in dixie
Posted by DrewDawg13
Athens
Member since Apr 2015
3497 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 10:21 am to
1. This is only my 14th post on the rant
2. I listen to death metal music, as well as sappy acoustic/emo stuff
3. I'm a total beer snob
4. I was home-schooled
5. I actually think the Falcons are going to be good every year
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 10:54 am to
1. I've only been to 1 Razorback Football game in 5 years because I coach my son's Pop Warner team, and they play on Saturday's too.
2. I get up early on Saturdays and fill up my wife's car with gas
3. In college, I had a partial music scholarship for singing
4. I encorage my children to study the Arts, to enjoy Athletics, but to pursue the sciences
5. I live in Missouri
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61828 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 11:07 am to
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5. I actually think the Falcons are going to be good every year




Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 11:30 am to
1. I play video games.
2. Girl I'm dating lives 9 hours away
3. I'm a craft beer snob
4. I don't bench press
5. Awkwardly tall
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61828 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:00 pm to
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1. I play video games.


I would have guessed that one


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2. Girl I'm dating lives 9 hours away


Wasn't sure abut this situation

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3. I'm a craft beer snob


I have heard you mention it

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4. I don't bench press


frick bench pressing


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5. Awkwardly tall


Figured you were short and gay. Hence my answer to #2







Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2091 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:16 pm to
1. Sidewalk Bama fan (my degree is from a higher rated institution FYI)
2. I like Broadway musicals.
3. Overweight
4. Met my wife online and she's an Aub
5. There's a few embarrassing videos (non-adult) that would probably cost me a chance to run for office.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

LanierSpots
hate me cause I'm beautiful
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:29 pm to
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2. I get up early on Saturdays and fill up my wife's car with gas


Good man

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4. I encorage my children to study the Arts, to enjoy Athletics, but to pursue the sciences


Sounds like you're a good husband and a good dad.

I'd point at you, but only to show others what they should be doing.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Sidewalk Bama fan (my degree is from a higher rated institution FYI)
Ahh you graduated from Auburn!
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