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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about

Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:39 pm to
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2. Watches Wild Kratts or Blues Clues sometimes



quote:

Steve or Joe?



i think the proper question is Chris or Martin?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:41 pm to
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Steve of course.


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:42 pm to
I watched Kratt's Kreatures more than any of their other shows.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27224 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:44 pm to
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Lucinda Williams


Sexy lady right there. Loaned my truck to some friends one day to move. They came back laughing and pointing because of the Lucinda Williams CD that was in. I didn't give a shite.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28858 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:44 pm to
well i was too old for any of them. my kids were all up in that a few years back.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:45 pm to
1 short
2 can't whistle
3 can't jump very high
4 old man balls with a young man dick
5 acne at fricking 35
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28858 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:45 pm to
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Haven't really played since college, but I did.



gotcha. my wife did for a while after college and made nationals, but then she got got pregnant and kinda gave it up.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:45 pm to
Ah ok.

I guess I was technically too old for a lot of kids shows too, but having a bunch of younger siblings kinda forced me to get into 'em anyways
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:46 pm to
As for the Chris or Martin question it is Martin


Since he is the creative and brains behind the outfit.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:50 pm to
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Steve or Joe?


There is only one answer here. Steve.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:50 pm to
1 - socially awkward
2 - Pretty much do what my wife says
3 - homeschooled
4 - work in a cube
5 - ???
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28858 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:52 pm to
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1 - socially awkward


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3 - homeschooled



why did you post the same thing 2x?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:55 pm to
BURN!!!!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:55 pm to
1. I like Pina Coladas
2. Getting caught in the rain
3. Im not into yoga cause I have half a brain
4. I like making love at midnight
5. in the dunes of the cape
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:55 pm to
'cause.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28858 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:56 pm to
i kid. we'll be homeschooling next year.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139839 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:56 pm to
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Pavoloco83


Is that you Rupert?
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139839 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:57 pm to
I am sending my kid to Catholic school. I do not trust public schools, especially the one I work at
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28858 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:59 pm to
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I am sending my kid to Catholic school. I do not trust public schools, especially the one I work at



i love the public school my son's at. however, it's an hour long process to drop off and pick up every day. we're also transferring out of temple to Belton currently and i will have to pay 2x the transfer fee when my youngest gets there next year

i travel for a living. why not take them with me?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/6/15 at 1:03 pm to
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin', I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns there was this letter I read

'If you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape'

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes, I like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Oh, it's you?"
Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape"

If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

Yes, I like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
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